One Offs

One liners posted from my phone whenever the whim strikes.

June 01, 2006

the sign of an asshole is a ballcap

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May 20, 2006

the world is a big button

Push anything.

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January 20, 2006

when it's no fun it's done

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November 27, 2005

when there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire

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October 03, 2005

If it's good it's fun. If it's bad it's funny.

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September 20, 2005

Everyone will tell you I am not a musician. That is correct.

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June 18, 2005

i wish yellow cab had an rss feed of all the addresses they've pic ked me up at

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June 08, 2005

it's not good unless you know it's good

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June 07, 2005

i wish there was something between a handshake and a hug, with the sentiment of a hi-five but no sporty associations.

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May 03, 2005

people who have everything turn into horrible people

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