I've reached a new pathetic low, haven't I. Pushing the envelope in all areas, I like to think. Have you seen someone as sorry as this guy! No way, this guy's really pioneering in a field completely filled with crybabies. Brilliant. Four stars. Etc.
And when I'm depressed I think of urls. Like, I had to think twice before registering lostinthewash.com on a whim. That's just what I need more space to fill.
Anyway, speaking of filling space, our elevators at work have dry-erase boards (some call them grease boards) on the walls, and people write on them. Today, this is what was written.
I'd rather be...
- sleeping
- under the sea
- warm
- all of the above
- hacking
- a baltimore raven
- in an octopus garden
- profitable
- rich
- myself
- anybody else
- vested
- drunk
- sailing
- not here
- hallucinating
- in bed
- king
- on assignment in antarctica
- hacking (again)
- sexing it up
- naked
- in love
- rudy
- moisturized
- employed
- arnold senchez
- at the movies
- 4:20'd
This should inspire confidence in you who have invested in this company. I think this exact same list could've been made by our world leaders, by highschool kids, and by the knights of the round table. When it comes down to it, we'd rather be rich, lazy, exotic, sexy, and on drugs. Oh you human race, how you dost smell like the beautiful flowers of spring, eaten by cows, turned into manure, and bursting forth as a healthy oak tree, onwards and upwards, human race, flicker flicker fly!
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