Every year they say it

Every year they say it will be different, that they won't have to recruit managers, web developers, software developers, and other non-distribution-center-working employees to fly to some Life-Forsaken city in Nevada, or worse, the mid-west, to pick books and toys for 12 hours a day with little or no thought of their well-being. And we made it all the way to Thanksgiving this year. Our group was supposed to be the last group to be asked to go. I got in this morning with an urgent message about an urgent meeting, and we all knew we were going to be taking the next train to Atlanta, Campbellsville, or Fernley. Which city should I go to?